Hey Chicoppeans.  Sorry that things have been a little slow around here lately.  Ryan has me working on all these powerpoint documents and its been hard to keep up with branch business.   I think I have realized that I need a little help.

I talked to Michael Scott over in the Scranton branch and he says that not only does he have a #2, he also has an Assistant to the Regional Manager.  I think that’s what I need.

If you’re interested in being the Assistant to the Regional Manager I’m taking applications starting today and an a AthRM will be chosen on Friday.  The ideal candidate would be:

Determined
Worker
Intense
Good worker
Hard working
Terrific

As for the tasks associated with this position, I’ll need someone to:

• Help me maintain this blog and updates to the forums at the DMI Corporate site
• Hire moderators for the DMI Chicopee message boards that will be set up next week.
• Keep the spirits up of employees from time to time

If you’re interested and can REALLY committ, please let me know in the comments below.  Tell me why you’d be an ideal candidate and you might just be chosen.

GREAT NEWS!!! It seems that DMI Corporate has figured out the issue with the pending employees file.  If you have applied to Chicopee and have not yet been accepted I promise it will happen this morning.  If you were transferred out of Chicopee and want to get back in please use this hiring code:   nw9w4zx8uk

I am anxious to really get going so I’ll be sure to accept new employees as quickly as I can.  Hopefully this will all be worked out this week and we can really get things going.

Tasks

• Voting on the branch logo is underway so if you haven’t yet voted please make sure you do.  This is the logo we are going to be using from here on out so please make sure you choose wisely.  I know that there are still glitches with the logos but I think we’re just going to have to go with it for now.  Sorry.
• If you’re interested in participating, the first two Chicopee Tasks have been added. Task #1 is all about coming up with a new branch motto (and there have been some interesting entries so far…keep ‘em coming) and Task #2 is for your creative types looking to redesign the branch header for this website.  All the information for both tasks are available below this post.

I’m reading all the comments as they come in, so feel free to leave any questions in the comments section.  If you’re having an issue then your fellow employee might be having the same issue as well.

UPDATE: As of 12:30am on Monday, October 1st, all the employees that applied to Dunder Mifflin Chicopee have been approved. Whew…that kicked my ass. Um, I mean it was a very challenging assignment but as your Regional Manager I tose to the occasion. My apologies to those of you who weren’t approved until tonight. I know you’ll have less time to work on your branch logo submission, but I hope you’ll give it a shot.

As of Saturday, September 29th I still have over 330 employees waiting to be hired and join our branch. Unfortunately, the DMI Corporate site keeps crashing. My apologies if you joined the Chicopee branch and have not yet been notified. I’m accepting all applications so no worries that you are shut out or anything. I’m going to keep trying.