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TO: All New Dunder Mifflin Infinity Employees SUBJECT: Exciting New Changes As we hit the one-month anniversary of Dunder Mifflin Infinity, I thought this would be a good time to take a step back and evaluate where we are. Let me tell you: we’re in a great place. Corporate is buzzing with news of our success. Dunder Mifflin Infinity has grown far beyond even the most liberal of expectations. We set out to change the face of paper and that face has already started to change. We now have over 100,000 new employees – much more than our initial estimates predicted. As a result, DMI is expanding at an unprecedented rate. I’m pleased to announce that we’ll be opening up 400 new branches this week in an effort to accommodate all of our new employees. Among these branches will be 200 international outposts. I never thought I’d be saying this so soon, but Dunder Mifflin Infinity has gone global. We’re opening these new branches because we’re listening to you and we know how frustrating it can be to deal with so many co-workers. If you feel as though your branch has grown too large, please feel free to apply to one of our brand new branches. Also, in an effort to expand our ranks even further, all of our new branches will be opening with an Open-Hire policy. All employees who wish to join a new branch will be allowed to do so without the approval of the Regional Manager. In addition, we’ve heard your requests about SchruteBucks and we’re overhauling the entire compensation system. From now on, your promotions will not be affected by how much you spend on items for your Virtual Desk. Promotions will be based on total lifetime SchruteBucks earned, which you can find in the SchruteBucks section of your Employee Profile page. You will also see a new category titled “Current Available” which tells you how many SchruteBucks you have available to spend on Virtual Desk items. This figure is a combination of SchruteBucks earned through tasks and affinity points, the latter of which are obtained by completing non-task-related activities like posting photos or commenting on profiles. Affinity points are capped at Sb $100 each week and reset at midnight every Thursday. We hope that you’re as excited about Dunder Mifflin Infinity as we are at Corporate. These changes should make the experience better for everyone. As the business world is constantly evolving, so are we and we cherish your input as we move forward. If you have any complaints or suggestions, please let us know. From Here to Infinity, Ryan Howard Director of Dunder Mifflin Infinity |
Exciting news all around, but no more so than the news that you can start spending those Schrutebucks on desk supplies without hurting your chances of a promotion. START SPENDING!! But don’t forget to earn as many Schrutbucks as you can per week so we as a branch can succeed.

poor kathy. sounds like more applications are coming her way as people realize just how awesome chicopee is and come crawling back, begging to be re-hired!
By: Lindsey on October 23, 2007
at 12:52 pm
I wish they’d get some better desk items!
By: Crystal on October 23, 2007
at 2:32 pm
is anyone having trouble getting on the site? I keep timing out!
By: mellymac on October 23, 2007
at 2:37 pm
I’m just really glad they are not taking away the money on desk items. I guess they realized people weren’t spending their money and the ones that had spent it before they knew the rule, so they had to do something.
By: Mannie on October 23, 2007
at 2:38 pm
I’ve had trouble getting on the site for weeks now. I thought it was just me. Sometimes it works, but alot of the time it doesn’t.
By: Mannie on October 23, 2007
at 2:38 pm
I read the comments for this thread and I thought – Well, at least I haven’t been having any problems getting on the site. I haven’t been able to get on there since then! It’s a fun site – why create something and get people invested in it only to have problem after problem? Get your act together Ryan Howard!
By: Michele on October 25, 2007
at 9:01 am
same here! I had 0 problems until the day I read the comments. Why dunder mifflin infinity web site…why…
By: melissaann2727 on October 25, 2007
at 10:37 pm
hey, i’m having trouble posting this on our branch’s site, so i thought i’d do it here.
someone had a great idea to make a myspace page for Chicopee, and since it doesnt look like anyone has made a move on that, i’ve created one!
http://www.myspace.com/dunderchicopee
there are only two banners up- one that was posted on the forum as a reply to a post, and one that i threw together. please! let me know if you have something to contribute. i’ll stick it right up there and hopefully we’ll collect a fair amount of clicks that way! i’ll start adding random friends tomorrow. in the mean time if you have myspace go and add our branch’s page!
thanks!
By: Maggie on October 27, 2007
at 12:42 am
Maggie – make sure you post that on the branch message board as well. I have been clicking whenever I get the chance, but I am sure others would as well. The glitch on the board seems to be fixed – for now anyway. Thanks for putting that up!
By: Michele on October 29, 2007
at 9:09 am
like i mentioned in my above post, the reason i posted it here is because i was having and continue to have no success in trying to post on the forum on the dunder mifflin site!
someone else made a myspace too… that IS on the dmi forum so that’s good
By: Maggie on October 29, 2007
at 2:26 pm
Really? I was having trouble for a few days too but it seems to have cleared up now. Hopefully it clears for you soon too. I have been clicking on both whenever I get the chance!
By: Michele on October 29, 2007
at 4:15 pm
if it is working for you, would you post about the site? since it’s made it might as well be publicized. tonight i plan on starting to add random people and put it out there a bit.
By: Maggie on October 29, 2007
at 7:47 pm
Got it! I think someone said the trick was to preview before submitting – might be a way around the glitch. See if that works next time you try? Either way its up now. Thanks again for making it!
By: Michele on October 29, 2007
at 9:03 pm
Oops! I tried to post a Banner Ad in the comments, but I guess it doesn’t work. However, if you click on the red text in the previous post it will take you to the DMI website. Weird. Hey Kath are you going to make a post about the 5th Task?
By: Crystal on October 30, 2007
at 12:00 pm
thanks so much michele!
By: Maggie on October 30, 2007
at 10:53 pm