Posted by: Regional Manager | October 9, 2007

Chicopee Task #1 – Branch Motto

All this craziness over at DMI Corporate has been a distraction, but no more.  We as a branch are going to start having a little fun.  I thought we could start by choosing our new branch motto.  Just a little phrase that tells other branches a little bit about what we’re all about here in Chicopee.

“Dunder Mifflin Chicoppe…we don’t like chick peas but we love Chicopee”

See now that’s a perfect example of why I need your help. I’m not very creative and I’m hoping we’ve recruited some employees that can show their Regional Manager how it’s done.

Leave your suggestions for branch mottos in the comments and I’ll be back later in the week with next steps.  I’d like to keep this task open for a bit so we can get the input of the new employees who will be joining us this week.

Rewards

  • If you submit a motto: 1 Stanley Nickel*
  • If you’re motto makes it to the semi-finals: 5 Stanley Nickels
  • If you’re motto makes it to the finals: 10 Stanley Nickels
  • If you’re motto is chosen to represent the branch: 20 Stanley Nickels

* You can submit as many mottos as you’d like but you only get credit for your first entry.  Stanley Nickels might not buy you much but I heard they are the same equivalent as unicorns so that’s something, right?


Responses

  1. Here’s mine:

    “It’s great to be at Chicopee!”

    I’m incredibly original, no?

  2. “Chicopee is the place to be for Dunder Mifflin’s Company”

    i was trying to rhyme lol

  3. “Dunder Mifflin Chicopee… Why? Because we’re awesome!”

  4. “There’s no place like Chicopee when working for Dunder Mifflin Infinity”

  5. “DMI-Chicopee. We’re close to Springfield, but we’re closer to our customers.”

  6. “DMI-Chicopee….a branch that wants to be more than that for you.”

  7. If you don’t want Trickery, stick with Chicopee.

  8. DMI-Chicopee–Western Mass will kiss your ass. To get your business.

  9. Oh, man. They’re like Lays Potato Chips. Do we have to stop at just one?

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Where paper used to be trees.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: For the love of paper.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: We may not be less flammable, but we’re definitely not more flammable.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Paper is as paper does.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Your paper is our business.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Paper champions of the world. No. Really.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Where paper is King, unless it’s girl paper.

  10. “Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: You’ll love so much about the things that we choose to be”

  11. Chicopee: Bringing Dunder Mifflin into the 21st century one piece of paper at a time.

  12. Dunder Miffline Chicopee: Where kind of a big deal.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Fear that you love us to much.

  13. Pippity poppity give me the Chicopee!

  14. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Where we won’t murder you in a lake.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: It’s the American Dream.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Try our googi-googi.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Where every day is Diversity Day.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: We are warriors!

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: For it is together that we prevail.

    I’ve got a million of these.

  15. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Where we value loyalty the most.

  16. in response to tiriti: how bout “poppity-pippity, we love Chicopee”?

  17. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee, where great customer service comes free.

  18. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Always thinking one step ahead, like carpenters… who make stairs.

  19. These are great (well some of them…LOL). This is fun. Let’s keep them coming!!

  20. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: We may not all live in Massachusetts, but we commute because we care!

  21. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Pushing paper with pride.

  22. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Where the paper comes out to play.

  23. Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee, “we’ll Chicopee all over the competition.”

  24. Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee: Where great paper is our passion.

    Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee: We’re GRRRRRRRRRREAT!

    Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee: Super Duper Paper. It’s super duper.

    I think Michael’s ideas are def the best…

  25. Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee: Give me my Paper.

  26. Chicopee means violent waters. Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee means loving paper.

  27. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: How long have we been striving for greatness? Not only the years we’ve been at war – the war of work – but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered.

  28. Dunder Mifflin Infinity – Chicopee— Our paper is no more flammable than theirs.

  29. C- Caring
    H- Hard Working
    I- Intense
    C- Customer Service
    O- On Top
    P- Paper
    E- Excellent
    E- Effort

  30. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: What is the best branch ever?

  31. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: D.M.C… It’s like Run DMC except that we don’t run from anything.

  32. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: where the rules of jinx are unflinchingly rigid.

  33. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: We Are America (And So Can You!)

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: How may we help you?

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: We got our smallpox the old fashioned way.

  34. DMI- Chicopee: Not screwing the pooch to get you the best paper!

    DMI Chicopee: Threat Level Midnight Squad!

    Western Mass. area paper company works hard for valued clients; some companies still know how business is done.

    DMI- Chicopee: the nunchucks and throwing stars of the paper industry

  35. DMI Chicopee: Beer me that paper.

    DMI Chicopee: Their paper is good, but ours is bigger…

    DMI Chicopee: Our paper is something to get you’re hands on… (That’s what she said)

  36. [...] Branch Motto: I’m going to be picking about 1o or so branch mottos for people to choose from.  If you haven’t submitted a motto and would like to please do so over on this post. [...]

  37. At Chicopee, we’ve got you covered.

  38. Some Andy inspired ones…

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Take a chance on us.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Totally dawesome.

  39. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: If you don’t know why we’re awesome, then you need awesome lessons.

  40. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee – New England’s Patriotic Paper

  41. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee…Ever heard of it?

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Like Scranton, only more east

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Why choose us? Well, why not?

    If you could bottle up awesomeness, you’d have……Dunder Mifflin Chicopee

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Serving you better, one paper product at a time.

    Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: The perfect icebreaker if you ever meet John Krasinski.

  42. Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: We’re wicked dawesome!


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