All this craziness over at DMI Corporate has been a distraction, but no more. We as a branch are going to start having a little fun. I thought we could start by choosing our new branch motto. Just a little phrase that tells other branches a little bit about what we’re all about here in Chicopee.
“Dunder Mifflin Chicoppe…we don’t like chick peas but we love Chicopee”
See now that’s a perfect example of why I need your help. I’m not very creative and I’m hoping we’ve recruited some employees that can show their Regional Manager how it’s done.
Leave your suggestions for branch mottos in the comments and I’ll be back later in the week with next steps. I’d like to keep this task open for a bit so we can get the input of the new employees who will be joining us this week.
Rewards
- If you submit a motto: 1 Stanley Nickel*
- If you’re motto makes it to the semi-finals: 5 Stanley Nickels
- If you’re motto makes it to the finals: 10 Stanley Nickels
- If you’re motto is chosen to represent the branch: 20 Stanley Nickels
* You can submit as many mottos as you’d like but you only get credit for your first entry. Stanley Nickels might not buy you much but I heard they are the same equivalent as unicorns so that’s something, right?
Here’s mine:
“It’s great to be at Chicopee!”
I’m incredibly original, no?
By: pam1374 on October 9, 2007
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“Chicopee is the place to be for Dunder Mifflin’s Company”
i was trying to rhyme lol
By: Amanda on October 9, 2007
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“Dunder Mifflin Chicopee… Why? Because we’re awesome!”
By: bigtunaa on October 9, 2007
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“There’s no place like Chicopee when working for Dunder Mifflin Infinity”
By: Amanda aka familygal925 on October 9, 2007
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“DMI-Chicopee. We’re close to Springfield, but we’re closer to our customers.”
By: Heather on October 9, 2007
at 10:40 am
“DMI-Chicopee….a branch that wants to be more than that for you.”
By: lostdundie on October 9, 2007
at 11:07 am
If you don’t want Trickery, stick with Chicopee.
By: Mannie on October 9, 2007
at 1:12 pm
DMI-Chicopee–Western Mass will kiss your ass. To get your business.
By: Anne (IAmtheNewPam) on October 9, 2007
at 1:13 pm
Oh, man. They’re like Lays Potato Chips. Do we have to stop at just one?
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Where paper used to be trees.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: For the love of paper.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: We may not be less flammable, but we’re definitely not more flammable.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Paper is as paper does.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Your paper is our business.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Paper champions of the world. No. Really.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Where paper is King, unless it’s girl paper.
By: Lani on October 9, 2007
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“Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: You’ll love so much about the things that we choose to be”
By: Spencer on October 9, 2007
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Chicopee: Bringing Dunder Mifflin into the 21st century one piece of paper at a time.
By: katayla on October 9, 2007
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Dunder Miffline Chicopee: Where kind of a big deal.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Fear that you love us to much.
By: Erin on October 9, 2007
at 3:51 pm
Pippity poppity give me the Chicopee!
By: tiriti on October 9, 2007
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Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Where we won’t murder you in a lake.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: It’s the American Dream.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Try our googi-googi.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Where every day is Diversity Day.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: We are warriors!
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: For it is together that we prevail.
I’ve got a million of these.
By: ElSpunko on October 9, 2007
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Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Where we value loyalty the most.
By: prisonlynne on October 9, 2007
at 5:32 pm
in response to tiriti: how bout “poppity-pippity, we love Chicopee”?
By: prisonlynne on October 9, 2007
at 5:33 pm
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee, where great customer service comes free.
By: Katiebug246 on October 9, 2007
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Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Always thinking one step ahead, like carpenters… who make stairs.
By: bigtunaa on October 10, 2007
at 8:50 am
These are great (well some of them…LOL). This is fun. Let’s keep them coming!!
By: Regional Manager on October 10, 2007
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Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: We may not all live in Massachusetts, but we commute because we care!
By: mellymac on October 10, 2007
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Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Pushing paper with pride.
By: nescio on October 10, 2007
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Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Where the paper comes out to play.
By: Crystal on October 10, 2007
at 2:43 pm
Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee, “we’ll Chicopee all over the competition.”
By: prohibitionpirate on October 10, 2007
at 3:32 pm
Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee: Where great paper is our passion.
Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee: We’re GRRRRRRRRRREAT!
Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee: Super Duper Paper. It’s super duper.
I think Michael’s ideas are def the best…
By: vielguck on October 10, 2007
at 5:35 pm
Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee: Give me my Paper.
By: Crystal on October 10, 2007
at 7:52 pm
Chicopee means violent waters. Dunder Mifflin-Chicopee means loving paper.
By: MelAnn2727 on October 10, 2007
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Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: How long have we been striving for greatness? Not only the years we’ve been at war – the war of work – but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered.
By: Steve on October 10, 2007
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Dunder Mifflin Infinity – Chicopee— Our paper is no more flammable than theirs.
By: Missy on October 11, 2007
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C- Caring
H- Hard Working
I- Intense
C- Customer Service
O- On Top
P- Paper
E- Excellent
E- Effort
By: Missy on October 11, 2007
at 6:40 pm
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: What is the best branch ever?
By: Emilie on October 11, 2007
at 7:59 pm
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: D.M.C… It’s like Run DMC except that we don’t run from anything.
By: Katina on October 12, 2007
at 11:27 am
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: where the rules of jinx are unflinchingly rigid.
By: Crystal on October 12, 2007
at 2:00 pm
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: We Are America (And So Can You!)
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: How may we help you?
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: We got our smallpox the old fashioned way.
By: Crystal on October 12, 2007
at 3:27 pm
DMI- Chicopee: Not screwing the pooch to get you the best paper!
DMI Chicopee: Threat Level Midnight Squad!
Western Mass. area paper company works hard for valued clients; some companies still know how business is done.
DMI- Chicopee: the nunchucks and throwing stars of the paper industry
By: JamaicanSunPrincess on October 13, 2007
at 1:36 am
DMI Chicopee: Beer me that paper.
DMI Chicopee: Their paper is good, but ours is bigger…
DMI Chicopee: Our paper is something to get you’re hands on… (That’s what she said)
By: kadyc524 on October 13, 2007
at 10:01 pm
[...] Branch Motto: I’m going to be picking about 1o or so branch mottos for people to choose from. If you haven’t submitted a motto and would like to please do so over on this post. [...]
By: Chicopee Branch Updates « Dunder Mifflin Chicopee Branch on October 15, 2007
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At Chicopee, we’ve got you covered.
By: ShruteBeets on October 15, 2007
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Some Andy inspired ones…
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Take a chance on us.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Totally dawesome.
By: genwithaG on October 15, 2007
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Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: If you don’t know why we’re awesome, then you need awesome lessons.
By: chelibelle on October 16, 2007
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Dunder Mifflin Chicopee – New England’s Patriotic Paper
By: EnfieldCT on October 16, 2007
at 12:38 pm
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee…Ever heard of it?
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Like Scranton, only more east
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Why choose us? Well, why not?
If you could bottle up awesomeness, you’d have……Dunder Mifflin Chicopee
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: Serving you better, one paper product at a time.
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: The perfect icebreaker if you ever meet John Krasinski.
By: Pacy88 on October 16, 2007
at 3:28 pm
Dunder Mifflin Chicopee: We’re wicked dawesome!
By: Becky_J on October 23, 2007
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